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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Book Of Sheep

At the turn of the century, there were the Bobish and the Belch-- a simple Bob-paranoid people who made leisure time leather goods. A few thousand years before that, a people called the Bobooligans, led by their charismatic leader Bohunkus, were defeated by the Boblachites in the Battle of the Little Big Bob. They were arguing over whether or not Bob was using quality materials in the manufacture of his waterbeds. Bohunkus contended that Bob's Waterbed Showroom was little more than a rip off joint. The Boblachites claimed that Bohunkus would have no problem with his waterbed if he would stop sleeping with prong horn sheep. So Bob in his counter suit made it taboo to sleep with sheep.

Bob doesn't say you can't have sex with a sheep, just don't sleep with them.

Bob is here. Bob is there. Bob is...most places, I guess.


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