Only 3 people showed up at the most recent event

As I had long suspected, Rev Bob is merely a shadowy ghost of his former glory. A total of 3 people showed up for the most recent show. Of course, there were actually more people in attendance. There was the bartender, the sound guy, members of other bands playing later that evening, and the Choir Member's spousal unit Susan was there also. And random staff from the other venue attached to the Prophet Bar passed through from time to time.

I think it's high time Rev Bob hangs up his preacher cleats. There just ain't no interest in his pithiness any more. But preachin is in my bones. What's a reverend to do?

I think I'll miss the spiritual orgies most of all.

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