NAKED: The Only Safe Way to Fly

I said it almost 3 years ago on this very blog, and now it has come up again, but I say that the only safe way to fly is to fly NAKED! Security screening would be a breeze! People-watching at the airport could rise to a whole new level! It would provide great conversation starters with your fellow flyers, "Say, those look pretty real!", or "Man, you should see a doctor about that."