Squeenching with Mammals

This is a segment from the RevBob Inspirational Moment series. The Inspirational Moment ran on Dallas Cable Access television from 1987 until 1994. It was a weekly live show with live call-ins with no tape delay. This segment is from an episode that originally aired on June 8, 1992. I'll be adding more clips from this episode throughout the week.

RevBob Heals the Wedding Cake

This video is from a wedding reception that was held at Club Dada in Deep Ellum, Dallas, Texas many moon pies ago. I think it was in the late 80's. The reception was for Roger and Rose, long time RevBob fans and supporters that I've pretty much lost track of. Hey Roger! Hey Rose! Email me if you get a chance...

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TAX THE POOR

Friends, I don't want to be an alarmist, or a fear monger, or a Chicken Little, or a harbinger of gloom, but our country, this good ol' US of A ours, here, is in trouble. We are running out that most precious resource of all-- MONEY!

We could tax the rich out of existence, but we don't want to do that. We want lots of people to be rich. It's the poor people we're trying to get rid of. So let's tax the poor out of existence. Let's pass laws that put humongous taxes on the poor and pretty soon no one could afford to be poor anymore. (The Republicans have been using this plan for years.)

And if that doesn't work then we'll fine 'em for being poor. And if that doesn't work then we'll put 'em in jail and get all these poor people off the streets so the rich can get on with lootin' the banks and the S&Ls and pension plans and getting the contracts for re-building Handistan and Anacanapanistan, or whatever country we invade this week, the way Bob intended. And they'll be so many new jobs opening up for the middle class in accounting and prison guards and administration.

And the miracle of it is we'll pay for all of this with the taxes we put on the poor.

Whither the Minions?

Hidy Friends,

I'm not even sure what "whither" means. But it sounded old timey and I was kind of feeling that way lately. Kind of old. Kind of timey. But still, we must press on. Whether it is fake tatooes or fake fingernails. We must press on.

And oh how Bob would want us to be pressed. Not de pressed but be pressed. Once again, I only repeat what Bob tells me. I do not necessarily know what he means. But that wilt not stop me from interpreting that which hath not been previously known into a form or manner that which wilt benefit me untoward, dot com. And, yea, perhaps not post previously known. Remember, I got my doctoral degree from the Pink Divinity School of Everlasting Candy, so I know of what I speak. More or less.

And, although Bob speaks through me in paradoxyllelograms, I must always maintain a turgid stance for Bob, lest those who art less than rigid shalt fall into their own flacidness.

Which brings us to the problem at hand-- where are the Minions? I can remember when RevBob was followed like a regionl touring rock star. Why, I would have up to 2 free drinks and occassionaly free parking at some of my personal preaching appearances. Several semi-throngs* of fans and minions would hound me and clamour after me. But now, I am in the back-shadows of perhaps-never-was. I just hope you wilt tell others, and let them know that Bob lives.

Peace On You!
RevBob


*semi-throng: more than 1 but usually less than 3 people

A Little Squeench with RevBob

This is from the Cable Access archive...

Reverend Bob at Mr. Peppermint's 79th Birthday Party

No Appliance Healings due to ATF

Well, I hope you understand my position...



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Kissing In Tongues

I know that some your most sordid selves are manifesting, or yay Bob-ifesting yourselves into eternal darn nation...



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My Hiatus Surgery

Just a note to the massives who have been concerned about my hiatus...




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Book Of Sheep

At the turn of the century, there were the Bobish and the Belch-- a simple Bob-paranoid people who made leisure time leather goods. A few thousand years before that, a people called the Bobooligans, led by their charismatic leader Bohunkus, were defeated by the Boblachites in the Battle of the Little Big Bob. They were arguing over whether or not Bob was using quality materials in the manufacture of his waterbeds. Bohunkus contended that Bob's Waterbed Showroom was little more than a rip off joint. The Boblachites claimed that Bohunkus would have no problem with his waterbed if he would stop sleeping with prong horn sheep. So Bob in his counter suit made it taboo to sleep with sheep.

Bob doesn't say you can't have sex with a sheep, just don't sleep with them.

Bob is here. Bob is there. Bob is...most places, I guess.

Tour of the New Nited States

As you know, I have been planning a grand tour of this country to rejuvenate the massives of people out there. And to bring people from all over, and all walks of life, and their money to me.

However, due to budget constraints, I've had to shorten my tour of the U. S., and so I've combined the itinerary of the states, so'st I may visit them all in much less time. First, I'll stop off in Indiallinois, Ohiowa, Arkansahoma, Delasota, Florigon, Alabraskassippi, Nevatexico, and North, South, and West Virkotalina.

Then I'll take a bus through Maingia, Michimissoutah, Washconsinton, Connectichusetts, Vermontana, York Island, and Colorfornia.

And finally, I'll be hitchhiking through Wydahoming, Marylvania, Halaskii, Kentessee, New Hampizona, and Loujersiana.

Hope to see ya!